A little ditty , to be sung in a Gloria Gaynor- I will survive style :facepalm:
At first there was just me,
Then there were five of us ,
Riding up and down the prom , it shouldn't be a fuss ,
Eating cake and banging on ,
About our bikes that have come and gone ,
I don't feel fit , but at least I'm not gettin' covered in s--t !
And so we're back to do the ride we did a month ago ,
Drinking coffee , finding loos , and catching up with Retro Bros ,
Worse was to come , as we rolled along ,
When we hit town , I had to shake my head and frown ,
Whoa , get off , the cycle path ,
Did you not think to look each way before you crossed you silly arse ?
But one by one we made it through ,
Past Dukes Mound and Asda too ,
To Rottingdean , now we're living the south coast dream !
But I survived , we all survived ,
All the time on our old bikes , we're feeling so alive ,
No disc brakes or lock out forks,
Such modern things don't pop our corks ,
We all survived
Part two report to come next !
If the mods are interested , I can do commissions , but only if they have deep enough pockets obviously !
Retrobike the Musical or maybe Retroriders and the Quest for the Holy Chainset !
Maybe I've been watching too much Monty Python recently ?! :facepalm: :roll:
